Premium Pillow

"Snuggle up to profits with our '+ Theta Throw Pillow'—the ultimate comfort for the options trader who knows time decay is their best friend. Emblazoned with '+ Theta,' this plush gem is a cozy reminder that while the market sleeps, your portfolio’s quietly stacking gains. Perfect for crashing on after a long day of straddles and spreads, or just flaunting your Greek cred on the couch. Pair it with a beer (or three), and let theta work its magic while you dream of infinite tendies. Positive vibes, positive theta—rest easy, trader!"


• 100% polyester case
• Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)